Chapter 1
“Thanks as always, everyone.”
Somewhere within the capital, in a bath of an
ordinary house located in a normal residential district, Oogami Hikaru
expressed his words of thanks.
“Having you three always wash me makes me a
happy man. Ah, that’s the spot! You are as skilled as ever, Kako-neesan.”
“Oh my, I'm flattered,” Replied the eldest
sister, Kako, with a smile as she continued to wash Hikaru’s right arm. Her
voice was suitably maternal, being the eldest amongst the three.
“But it makes me happy even if it’s only a
flattery,” she continued, “Since you praised me, I’m going to try even harder.
Tell me if you feel any irritation.”
“Hmm, okay… then, maybe focus more on my upper
arm.”
“Around here?”
“Yup, that’s the spot. Ah, that feels great~”
“──Hikaru-sama, how does your back feel?”
Next to ask was the second-eldest sister, Ima,
who was washing his back.
She had the aura of a noblewoman, which stood
out among the three, and her voice was clear.
“I would also like to be praised by you,
Hikaru-sama. I am putting my heart and soul into this, so please don’t hesitate
if you have any requests.”
“Thanks, Ima-san. Then, please use a little
more force on the middle of my back.”
“Like this?”
“Yeah, that’s it. Yup, you know how to apply
just the right strength. That feels amazing.”
“Hikaru-oniichan! What about me?” Questioned
the third sister, last but not least, her name was Mirai; among the three, she
was the little sister character.
She spoke with a clear voice while washing
Hikaru’s left arm.
“No one can beat me at washing your body,
Onii-chan! You like it here, right~?”
“O-Ohh~ That definitely feels great. That’s
just what I expect from you, Mirai-chan, you have the art of washing perfectly
down.”
Such was the norm for the Oogami family.
Of course, this didn’t mean that Oogami Hikaru
couldn’t wash his body himself and nor did it mean that he found bathing by
himself boring or anything, the sisters merely strongly insisted on bathing
together.
And he simply agreed to it, not seeing the
harm.
After all, they offered to wash his body, and
that was obviously a good thing.
“Hikaru-san. How does this feel?”
Scrub
scrub scrub. Rub rub.
Kako washed his right arm with all her might…
Using her dreadnought class breasts boasting a size of 100 centimeters.
“Hikaru-sama. Would you like me to wash you a
bit more forcefully?”
Scrub
scrub scrub. Jiggle jiggle.
Ima painstakingly washed his back. While she
couldn’t come close to get sister’s size, she still had a smooth pair of G
cups.
“Hikaru-onii-chan. My technique won’t lose to
them either, right?”
Scrub
scrub scrub. Brush brush.
Mirai also innocently washed his left arm…
With her moderate-sized breasts that seemed like they would be growing some
more.
“Well, I don’t know about this.”
Hikaru said as he dropped his shoulders.
He was happy that they offered to wash him,
but why they doing it with their boobs instead of a sponge, he didn’t know. If
the PTA or Board of Education found them, they would be in deep trouble, no
questions asked.
But it couldn’t be helped.
They were, after all, washing him.
Incidentally, if one asked about his crotch
that was covered in bubbles, it was in a state that couldn’t be shown now. Were
it to be shown, it would be needing a big 18+ sign.
“Hey, you three. I think there’s something
wrong with this kind of thing, after all.”
“Oh my, is there a problem, Hikaru-san? The
three of us simply want to be of use to you.”
“It is exactly as Kako-neesama said,
Hikaru-sama. Please let us at least wash your body.”
“Yup, yup! You don’t have to think about
anything, Hikaru-oniichan, it’s okay to just leave everything to us!
“Mmm, this is indeed troubling.”
Said Hikaru, his expression making it hard to
tell if he was actually bothered or not, with his crotch being in such a hectic
state. Or more accurately, he was certainly troubled, but his calm façade made
it seem like he wasn’t.
And it was that appearance of normalcy that had
let the three sisters get carried away.
“Alright then. This much should do for your
hands and back,” said Kako cheerfully as she clapped her hands.
“Let us move to the main part now.”
“Indeed, the main part.”
“Yup, time for the main part.”
“Hey. I’m really troubled here. Let’s leave
that main part-”
“Oh my, we can’t have that, Hikaru-san. We
have to do these things properly.”
“It’s as Kako-neesan said. It’s not good to
stop midway.”
“That’s right. Since we started, we have to
stick through it to the end, you know.”
What was that ‘main part’ they spoke of?
They couldn’t mean doing an unhealthy deed that’s unbecoming of high schoolers, could they?
Be assured. For even these girls were
rational. They wouldn’t start mating in a place like this.
What they meant was to change the spot they
were washing.
From his back to his crotch.
“Then forgive my forwardness, but as the
eldest sister, let me take care of-”
“Wait a minute, Kako-neesama. I am not going
to concede on this either.”
“You big sisters are being unfaair! I also
want to wash Hukaru-oniichan’s crootch!”
“No, look. I’m really troubled. My crotch is
really a bit too much.”
Hikaru tried to gently make his opinion clear.
However the three sisters didn’t listen to him
in the slightest.
“Hmm… Then let’s decide it with a contest,
shall we?”
“We have no other choice. Let’s do it.
“Yaay. A contest!”
Shortly after their excitement about the idea,
the three slowly closed their eyes.
Three girls and one guy were now in this
not-so-large bath.
Each and every one of them being start naked
and covered full of foam. If I make my
escape here, I bet they will get really angry…, Hikaru thought to himself.
It was quite a surreal sight.
About ten seconds after that, the three
suddenly opened their eyes and breathed in at the same time.
“I lost.”
“It is my defeat.”
“Yaay! I won, I won!”
Kako and Ima looked dejected, and only Mirai
was in high spirits.
Let us explain what happened.
Kako.
Ima.
Mirai.
Each of the three sisters were the
reincarnations of the Norn Goddesses from the Norse Mythology.
These girls had a certain rule when their
opinions clashed: they sent their astral bodies into the imaginary space of
Ragnarok, and engaged in a fierce battle against each other that would span for
hundreds of human years, and the opinion of the winner of it would be the one
to be chosen.
Shockingly enough, in those mere ten seconds
where they shut their eyes, they had battled to death for hundreds of years.
...Was that too difficult to understand? Even
so, please do understand that this is one such story.
Incidentally, according to the sisters, Oogami
Hikaru was apparently the reincarnation of the Chief God Odin.
Thus the sisters intruded on the Oogami family
and settled in, taking advantage of the fact that Hikaru’s parents were working
overseas.
That said, he himself had no memories of ever
being Odin. Naturally, there was hardly anyone that would just nod along when
they were randomly told, “Hey, you are the reincarnation of a god”.
That much was a fact, however Hikaru was
overpowered by their coerciveness, and before he noticed, taking baths together
like this and having them wash his body had become an everyday thing… the world
sure was frightening sometimes.
“No fair, Mirai.”
“I agree. That wasn’t fair, Mirai.”
“Eeh? Why am I unfair now?”
“That’s because, not only you are a Goddess
but also a Valkyrie, are you not?”
“Battles are part of the duties of the
Valkyrie. It’s different for me and Kako-neesama.”
“Eeh. But you big sisters are really strong.
Not to mention, you two joined hands and tried to finish me off. Doesn’t that
make you the unfair ones?”
“Oh I don’t know”
“Was it really like that?”
“And to begin with, I’m the most suitable for
washing Onii-chan’s crotch, because I’m the youngest of us. You two look like
adults, so it wouldn’t be a joking matter if you do it, don’t you think so?”
“I think it is the opposite. It is quite clear
to anyone that being the youngest, you would instead be the most problematic
one to do it.”
“And the regulations have become stricter
lately, too, so don’t you think I and Kako-neesama would be more appropriate
for the job here?”
They started arguing.
Well… This
is really troubling me.
Hikaru had a bad feeling about it.
The way it was going was quite problematic.
After all, the three sisters were one and the
same Goddess, and although their personalities differed, they were similar at
the core. And that also meant that they got along just fine.
So what? You may ask.
“Then let’s do this! We should wash his crotch
together!
“Oh, that is a wonderful idea.”
“I also support the idea.”
“Wait, I’m really not sure this is a good
idea.”
Hikaru humbly voiced his disagreement, however
the three sisters turned a deaf ear to it.
“Rather than arguing about it, it’s better to
wash him together~”
“Hikaru-sama would enjoy it more if three
hands washed his crotch, too.”
“Since it has come to this, let’s use both of
our hands. 2 x 3 = 6 so Hikaru-san would enjoy it even more.”
Bad.
This is
really bad.
Hikaru was more and more at sea.
The sisters were far more influenced by their
previous lives compared to him, so they didn’t pay any mind to the ethics of
the human world. Just as the gods often did, they tended to act in ways that
humans wouldn’t understand.
Putting it completely bluntly, things like
foursomes, bigamy, incest and such were among their specialties.
In human society, however, they were
unbelievable acts of obscenity.
But there was no helping it. They were gods,
after all.
Hold on.
This really isn’t good. What should I do…
Hikaru was seriously worried now.
“Now then let’s do it evenly.”
“Yup, evenly.”
“On three, let us all reach out for his
crotch!”
The sisters got into it without being mindful
of Hikaru’s worries.
And as the wicked hands approached the
nonresistant (?) boy──!
“Hold right theeeeeere!”
At that moment, a new character kicked open
the door of the bath.
“Get away from Hikaru you perverted sisters!
Reincarnations of a god or not, I’m not going to allow you act so indecently in
our human world, you hear!?”
She wore glasses and had her hair braided
unfashionably, and her face lacked make-up.
She had a good figure, however it was wasted
because of the clothes she randomly bought at Shi**mura[1].
She was called Miyamoto Sakura, the typical
“Next door childhood friend” character.
“Oh, Sakura-chan, welcome.”
Kako, the eldest sister went to greet her with
a smile.
“We are just having a bath together before
dinner. After we are done, would you care to join us for a meal, Sakura-chan?”
“I wouldn’t! More importantly, get that hand
away from his crotch! And just get away from Hikaru at once!”
“Now now, calm down a bit, Sakura-san.”
Ima, the second sister gently rebuked her.
“If you get so angry, you are going to ruin
that cute face you have, you know? And no matter how close you two are, don’t
you think it’s quite improper to intrude in someone else’s bath? I understand
that you are worked up that we are going to steal him from you, but…”
“I live next door so I could hear your
shameless conversation completely! When you are diligently doing your homework
and suddenly hear voices that seemed to be straight out of porn, could you
really blame them for rushing here to complain!? And, I’m not worked up about
him getting stolen! And you get your hand away from his crotch as well!”
“It’s okayy, Sakura-oneechan!”
Third sister smiled innocently at her.
“We Goddesses are gentle beings! We wouldn’t
mind at all if there was another girl that got added to the competitors list
for Hikaru-oniichan! So that being said, would you like to join us in the bath
too?”
“Who would do that! I bathed all the time with
Hikaru in our childhood, so I’d like you to save me from that now that I’m in
high school! And, you are actually washing his crotch as we speak like it’s
nothing, aren’t you!? I will report you, I mean it!”
...Well, this is troubling.
Hikaru folded his arms with a difficult
expression. From his experience, it would turn out worse if he opened his mouth
now.
It was best to clear his mind like a
bodhisattva, and let the situation to take its own course. Though it was rather
strange for the reincarnation of Odin to be talking about a bodhisattva.
“Anyway, everyone get out from the bath! And
put your clothes on properly! Also, don’t just sit there with a troubled face,
Hikaru, show more opposition!”
“Okaay.”
On the other hand...
“Sakura-chan is so stubborn.”
“She sure is.”
“Yup, yup! So stubborn!”
“So Onee-san, I just hit upon an interesting
idea.”
“What a coincidence. Me too.”
“Yup, me too, me too!”
The three sisters smiled and looked towards
Sakura together.
“Eh… What the? Why are you all smiling?”
“Sakura-chan. Let’s get in the bath.”
“Huh?”
“If we all take a bath together, everyone will
be at peace.”
“Eh, what are you-”
“Let’s go, let’s go~ Now, Onee-chan, take off
your clothes.”
They changed their target and tightly coiled
around Sakura.
“Come now, undress, undress!”
“A-Are you joking!?”
“Oh, this is quite a plain underwear you have.
Let’s go shopping for a new set together next time.”
“Thanks but no thanks! And stop stripping me!
Unhand me!”
“Yaay, let’s all get naked. Yahoo!
“Wait, sto-, Hikaru is watching-”
...Well, this is troubling.
Sitting on the bath chair with his arms
folded, Hikaru mumbled to himself.
Given that he was offered a rare chance, he
fixed his eyes on his childhood friend who was being undressed bit by bit (her
clothes hid such a beauty), Hikaru offered a bow to her in his heart.
Thank
you, Sakura.
Thanks
to your self-sacrifice, the peace of my crotch remains unharmed.
“You are kidding, right!? Your expressions
look dead serious though! And you are removing my clothes one by one, and I
can’t move my limbs at all, and that idiot Hikaru is just staring without doing
anything──Hold on, my panties are off-limits! It’s too unethical! I’m telling
you, wai-, just a-, stop it sto──I’M TELLING YOU TO FRIGGIN’
STOP IT ALREADY ARENT I DAMNIT!?”
Such was a usual day in the life of the Oogami
family plus one, a day filled with a mix of roars, screams and moans.
Stay tuned for more details.
what the fuck
ReplyDeleteAmazing the MC has a badass backstory, but he totally treated as side character.
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