May 6, 2019

Miyamoto Sakura V1 Chapter 1


Chapter 1


“Thanks as always, everyone.”

Somewhere within the capital, in a bath of an ordinary house located in a normal residential district, Oogami Hikaru expressed his words of thanks.

“Having you three always wash me makes me a happy man. Ah, that’s the spot! You are as skilled as ever, Kako-neesan.”

“Oh my, I'm flattered,” Replied the eldest sister, Kako, with a smile as she continued to wash Hikaru’s right arm. Her voice was suitably maternal, being the eldest amongst the three.

“But it makes me happy even if it’s only a flattery,” she continued, “Since you praised me, I’m going to try even harder. Tell me if you feel any irritation.”

“Hmm, okay… then, maybe focus more on my upper arm.”

“Around here?”

“Yup, that’s the spot. Ah, that feels great~”


“──Hikaru-sama, how does your back feel?”

Next to ask was the second-eldest sister, Ima, who was washing his back.

She had the aura of a noblewoman, which stood out among the three, and her voice was clear.

“I would also like to be praised by you, Hikaru-sama. I am putting my heart and soul into this, so please don’t hesitate if you have any requests.”

“Thanks, Ima-san. Then, please use a little more force on the middle of my back.”

“Like this?”

“Yeah, that’s it. Yup, you know how to apply just the right strength. That feels amazing.”


“Hikaru-oniichan! What about me?” Questioned the third sister, last but not least, her name was Mirai; among the three, she was the little sister character.

She spoke with a clear voice while washing Hikaru’s left arm.

“No one can beat me at washing your body, Onii-chan! You like it here, right~?”

“O-Ohh~ That definitely feels great. That’s just what I expect from you, Mirai-chan, you have the art of washing perfectly down.”


Such was the norm for the Oogami family.

Of course, this didn’t mean that Oogami Hikaru couldn’t wash his body himself and nor did it mean that he found bathing by himself boring or anything, the sisters merely strongly insisted on bathing together.

And he simply agreed to it, not seeing the harm.

After all, they offered to wash his body, and that was obviously a good thing.


“Hikaru-san. How does this feel?”

Scrub scrub scrub. Rub rub.

Kako washed his right arm with all her might… Using her dreadnought class breasts boasting a size of 100 centimeters.


“Hikaru-sama. Would you like me to wash you a bit more forcefully?”

Scrub scrub scrub. Jiggle jiggle.

Ima painstakingly washed his back. While she couldn’t come close to get sister’s size, she still had a smooth pair of G cups.


“Hikaru-onii-chan. My technique won’t lose to them either, right?”

Scrub scrub scrub. Brush brush.

Mirai also innocently washed his left arm… With her moderate-sized breasts that seemed like they would be growing some more.


“Well, I don’t know about this.”

Hikaru said as he dropped his shoulders.

He was happy that they offered to wash him, but why they doing it with their boobs instead of a sponge, he didn’t know. If the PTA or Board of Education found them, they would be in deep trouble, no questions asked.

But it couldn’t be helped.

They were, after all, washing him.


Incidentally, if one asked about his crotch that was covered in bubbles, it was in a state that couldn’t be shown now. Were it to be shown, it would be needing a big 18+ sign.


“Hey, you three. I think there’s something wrong with this kind of thing, after all.”

“Oh my, is there a problem, Hikaru-san? The three of us simply want to be of use to you.”


“It is exactly as Kako-neesama said, Hikaru-sama. Please let us at least wash your body.”

“Yup, yup! You don’t have to think about anything, Hikaru-oniichan, it’s okay to just leave everything to us!


“Mmm, this is indeed troubling.”

Said Hikaru, his expression making it hard to tell if he was actually bothered or not, with his crotch being in such a hectic state. Or more accurately, he was certainly troubled, but his calm façade made it seem like he wasn’t.

And it was that appearance of normalcy that had let the three sisters get carried away.


“Alright then. This much should do for your hands and back,” said Kako cheerfully as she clapped her hands.


“Let us move to the main part now.”

“Indeed, the main part.”

“Yup, time for the main part.”

“Hey. I’m really troubled here. Let’s leave that main part-”

“Oh my, we can’t have that, Hikaru-san. We have to do these things properly.”

“It’s as Kako-neesan said. It’s not good to stop midway.”

“That’s right. Since we started, we have to stick through it to the end, you know.”


What was that ‘main part’ they spoke of?

They couldn’t mean doing an unhealthy deed that’s unbecoming of high schoolers, could they?

Be assured. For even these girls were rational. They wouldn’t start mating in a place like this.

What they meant was to change the spot they were washing.

From his back to his crotch.


“Then forgive my forwardness, but as the eldest sister, let me take care of-”

“Wait a minute, Kako-neesama. I am not going to concede on this either.”

“You big sisters are being unfaair! I also want to wash Hukaru-oniichan’s crootch!”


“No, look. I’m really troubled. My crotch is really a bit too much.”


Hikaru tried to gently make his opinion clear.

However the three sisters didn’t listen to him in the slightest.


“Hmm… Then let’s decide it with a contest, shall we?”

“We have no other choice. Let’s do it.

“Yaay. A contest!”


Shortly after their excitement about the idea, the three slowly closed their eyes.

Three girls and one guy were now in this not-so-large bath.

Each and every one of them being start naked and covered full of foam. If I make my escape here, I bet they will get really angry…, Hikaru thought to himself. It was quite a surreal sight.


About ten seconds after that, the three suddenly opened their eyes and breathed in at the same time.


“I lost.”

“It is my defeat.”

“Yaay! I won, I won!”


Kako and Ima looked dejected, and only Mirai was in high spirits.


Let us explain what happened.

Kako.

Ima.

Mirai.

Each of the three sisters were the reincarnations of the Norn Goddesses from the Norse Mythology.

These girls had a certain rule when their opinions clashed: they sent their astral bodies into the imaginary space of Ragnarok, and engaged in a fierce battle against each other that would span for hundreds of human years, and the opinion of the winner of it would be the one to be chosen.

Shockingly enough, in those mere ten seconds where they shut their eyes, they had battled to death for hundreds of years.

...Was that too difficult to understand? Even so, please do understand that this is one such story.


Incidentally, according to the sisters, Oogami Hikaru was apparently the reincarnation of the Chief God Odin.

Thus the sisters intruded on the Oogami family and settled in, taking advantage of the fact that Hikaru’s parents were working overseas.

That said, he himself had no memories of ever being Odin. Naturally, there was hardly anyone that would just nod along when they were randomly told, “Hey, you are the reincarnation of a god”.

That much was a fact, however Hikaru was overpowered by their coerciveness, and before he noticed, taking baths together like this and having them wash his body had become an everyday thing… the world sure was frightening sometimes.


“No fair, Mirai.”

“I agree. That wasn’t fair, Mirai.”

“Eeh? Why am I unfair now?”

“That’s because, not only you are a Goddess but also a Valkyrie, are you not?”

“Battles are part of the duties of the Valkyrie. It’s different for me and Kako-neesama.”

“Eeh. But you big sisters are really strong. Not to mention, you two joined hands and tried to finish me off. Doesn’t that make you the unfair ones?”

“Oh I don’t know”

“Was it really like that?”

“And to begin with, I’m the most suitable for washing Onii-chan’s crotch, because I’m the youngest of us. You two look like adults, so it wouldn’t be a joking matter if you do it, don’t you think so?”

“I think it is the opposite. It is quite clear to anyone that being the youngest, you would instead be the most problematic one to do it.”

“And the regulations have become stricter lately, too, so don’t you think I and Kako-neesama would be more appropriate for the job here?”


They started arguing.

Well… This is really troubling me.

Hikaru had a bad feeling about it.

The way it was going was quite problematic.

After all, the three sisters were one and the same Goddess, and although their personalities differed, they were similar at the core. And that also meant that they got along just fine.

So what? You may ask.


“Then let’s do this! We should wash his crotch together!

“Oh, that is a wonderful idea.”

“I also support the idea.”

“Wait, I’m really not sure this is a good idea.”


Hikaru humbly voiced his disagreement, however the three sisters turned a deaf ear to it.

“Rather than arguing about it, it’s better to wash him together~”

“Hikaru-sama would enjoy it more if three hands washed his crotch, too.”

“Since it has come to this, let’s use both of our hands. 2 x 3 = 6 so Hikaru-san would enjoy it even more.”

Bad.

This is really bad.

Hikaru was more and more at sea.

The sisters were far more influenced by their previous lives compared to him, so they didn’t pay any mind to the ethics of the human world. Just as the gods often did, they tended to act in ways that humans wouldn’t understand.


Putting it completely bluntly, things like foursomes, bigamy, incest and such were among their specialties.

In human society, however, they were unbelievable acts of obscenity.

But there was no helping it. They were gods, after all.


Hold on. This really isn’t good. What should I do…


Hikaru was seriously worried now.


“Now then let’s do it evenly.”

“Yup, evenly.”

“On three, let us all reach out for his crotch!”


The sisters got into it without being mindful of Hikaru’s worries.

And as the wicked hands approached the nonresistant (?) boy──!


Hold right theeeeeere!”

At that moment, a new character kicked open the door of the bath.

“Get away from Hikaru you perverted sisters! Reincarnations of a god or not, I’m not going to allow you act so indecently in our human world, you hear!?”


She wore glasses and had her hair braided unfashionably, and her face lacked make-up.

She had a good figure, however it was wasted because of the clothes she randomly bought at Shi**mura[1].

She was called Miyamoto Sakura, the typical “Next door childhood friend” character.


“Oh, Sakura-chan, welcome.”

Kako, the eldest sister went to greet her with a smile.

“We are just having a bath together before dinner. After we are done, would you care to join us for a meal, Sakura-chan?”

“I wouldn’t! More importantly, get that hand away from his crotch! And just get away from Hikaru at once!”


“Now now, calm down a bit, Sakura-san.”

Ima, the second sister gently rebuked her.

“If you get so angry, you are going to ruin that cute face you have, you know? And no matter how close you two are, don’t you think it’s quite improper to intrude in someone else’s bath? I understand that you are worked up that we are going to steal him from you, but…”

“I live next door so I could hear your shameless conversation completely! When you are diligently doing your homework and suddenly hear voices that seemed to be straight out of porn, could you really blame them for rushing here to complain!? And, I’m not worked up about him getting stolen! And you get your hand away from his crotch as well!”


“It’s okayy, Sakura-oneechan!”

Third sister smiled innocently at her.

“We Goddesses are gentle beings! We wouldn’t mind at all if there was another girl that got added to the competitors list for Hikaru-oniichan! So that being said, would you like to join us in the bath too?”

“Who would do that! I bathed all the time with Hikaru in our childhood, so I’d like you to save me from that now that I’m in high school! And, you are actually washing his crotch as we speak like it’s nothing, aren’t you!? I will report you, I mean it!”


...Well, this is troubling.

Hikaru folded his arms with a difficult expression. From his experience, it would turn out worse if he opened his mouth now.

It was best to clear his mind like a bodhisattva, and let the situation to take its own course. Though it was rather strange for the reincarnation of Odin to be talking about a bodhisattva.


“Anyway, everyone get out from the bath! And put your clothes on properly! Also, don’t just sit there with a troubled face, Hikaru, show more opposition!”

“Okaay.”

On the other hand...

“Sakura-chan is so stubborn.”

“She sure is.”

“Yup, yup! So stubborn!”

“So Onee-san, I just hit upon an interesting idea.”

“What a coincidence. Me too.”

“Yup, me too, me too!”


The three sisters smiled and looked towards Sakura together.


“Eh… What the? Why are you all smiling?”

“Sakura-chan. Let’s get in the bath.”

“Huh?”

“If we all take a bath together, everyone will be at peace.”

“Eh, what are you-”

“Let’s go, let’s go~ Now, Onee-chan, take off your clothes.”


They changed their target and tightly coiled around Sakura.

“Come now, undress, undress!”

“A-Are you joking!?”

“Oh, this is quite a plain underwear you have. Let’s go shopping for a new set together next time.”

“Thanks but no thanks! And stop stripping me! Unhand me!”

“Yaay, let’s all get naked. Yahoo!

“Wait, sto-, Hikaru is watching-”


...Well,  this is troubling.

Sitting on the bath chair with his arms folded, Hikaru mumbled to himself.

Given that he was offered a rare chance, he fixed his eyes on his childhood friend who was being undressed bit by bit (her clothes hid such a beauty), Hikaru offered a bow to her in his heart.

Thank you, Sakura.

Thanks to your self-sacrifice, the peace of my crotch remains unharmed.

“You are kidding, right!? Your expressions look dead serious though! And you are removing my clothes one by one, and I can’t move my limbs at all, and that idiot Hikaru is just staring without doing anything──Hold on, my panties are off-limits! It’s too unethical! I’m telling you, wai-, just a-, stop it sto──I’M TELLING YOU TO FRIGGIN’ STOP IT ALREADY ARENT I DAMNIT!?









Such was a usual day in the life of the Oogami family plus one, a day filled with a mix of roars, screams and moans.

Stay tuned for more details.


1 Shimamura - Japanese retail store for clothes that are considered to be “cheap but lame”.

2 comments:

  1. Amazing the MC has a badass backstory, but he totally treated as side character.

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